if any smell is to be any good, it has to convince me that it's the best one ever, in that moment. of course this would automatically invalidate any attempt to rank smells, no pun intended
8:05 pm 09/16/26 what's the best smell?
water
2:07 am 09/16/26 why should i not kill your mother?
because she is where the fun has gone
2:59 pm 09/09/26 why should i not kill your mother?
the rules of not killing someone's mother roleplay, if you initiate the roleplay then you have to come up with the reason
6:11 pm 09/07/26 why should i not kill your mother?
well she is already dead
9:10 pm 09/03/26 why should i not kill your mother?
because aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
2:45 am 09/01/26 why should i not kill your mother?
i never had a mother
5:52 pm 08/27/26 why should i not kill your mother?
fuck it, just kill me instead
3:34 pm 08/21/26 why should i not kill your mother?
Because if you happened to kill my mother at this exact moment, we would be stranded in the middle of the hot Columbia Basin shrub steppe until the police came and that would not be very pleasant. We would also miss my aunt’s wedding. Also my mother would be dead, and people don’t (usually) like it when their mothers are dead. Of course, there are exceptions.
3:27 am 08/21/26 why should i not kill your mother?
because then i would kill you and you probably wouldn't enjoy that (unless you're some sort of weird hyper-thanato-sadist who craves death, then i would BLATANTLY REFUSE to kill you)
8:09 pm 08/19/26 why should i not kill your mother?
why should my mother not kill you
4:26 am 08/19/26 favorite color of ranch?
switching between colors of ranch. that's the only thing that does it for me anymore
8:39 am 08/17/26 favorite color of ranch?
this one
8:21 am 08/17/26 favorite color of ranch?
i believe that it's black, idk, haven't seen it in years
F#6. for the folks following along at home, that's A# C# and D# in the midrange (and usually C# D# are going to be a major 2nd apart), with the bass player on F#
5:05 am 08/11/26 favorite color of ranch?
whatever gets the job done
10:13 am 08/10/26 favorite color of ranch?
cheese-colored ranch
6:28 am 08/08/26 favorite color of ranch?
i would prefer to make a new color of ranch to be my favorite
2:16 am 08/08/26 why did the chicken cross the road?
i've only had 1, but that doesn't mean that other colors of ranch don't exist
4:06 am 08/06/26 ⸮bɒoɿ ɘʜɈ ƨƨoɿɔ nɘʞɔiʜɔ ɘʜɈ bib γʜw
uh oh, antimatter cancelled out your question!
11:41 am 07/28/26 why did the chicken cross the road?
to file the divorce papers and take the chicks and leave the rooster with nothin
10:35 pm 07/27/26 why did the chicken cross the road?
who you callin' "chicken"?
8:05 pm 07/26/26 why did the chicken cross the road?
to get run over by a car. thereby getting to the Other Side (afterlife)
2:18 am 07/26/26 why did the chicken cross the road?
just out of habit at this point
3:23 pm 07/19/26 should i only update this page when i have a new question to ask?
update it
10:36 pm 07/18/26 should i only update this page when i have a new question to ask?
i don't fucking care what you do.
5:28 am 07/17/26 should i only update this page when i have a new question to ask?
oh i see. sure i guess that works
5:11 am 07/17/26 should i only update this page when i have a new question to ask?
when else would you update it?
1:58 am 07/16/26 is this a good question?
it's a good whoopee cushion. prrrrrrrrrrrt
11:10 pm 07/15/26 is this a good question?
everything is good questions (sic)
7:54 pm 07/14/26 is this a good question?
that's a good question. it's not a good question
8:36 pm 07/06/26 is this a good question?
no
8:31 am 07/06/26 who are you?
I am Chris Hansen.
12:28 am 07/06/26 who are you?
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
4:28 am 07/04/26 who are you?
nobody is anything
4:13 pm 07/03/26 who are you?
can't you see i'm a butterfly?
11:16 am 07/03/26 who are you?
i am a person but i don't think i am
3:38 am 07/03/26 who are you?
and where do you fit into this world? you may be a grain of piss dried on the floor of the Queen's toilet; you may be the most important brick in the least important wall. but really, you're just a bit of something on a bit of something else. it's important to remember this before expecting anything better
6:50 pm 07/02/26 who are you?
EVIL
2:29 am 07/02/26 who are you?
are you – Nobody – too? then that's a pair of us, don't tell – they'd advertise, you know!
4:00 pm 07/01/26 who are you?
tyyg,bnm m.n.kjb
3:35 pm 07/01/26 who are you?
StaSi agent, just making sure there's no western propaganda here.
8:56 pm 06/30/26 who are you?
i don't fucking know
6:05 pm 06/30/26 who are you?
this may not be what you want to hear, but i'm nobody in particular